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Posted: **February 23rd, 2008, 3:57 pm**

Qyzbud basically covered all the the general threads, so far.

This thread's the cherry that goes on top.

Posted: **February 24th, 2008, 12:10 pm**

In Soviet Russia, joke tells you!!

Chuck Norris was walking down the street with an erection. No one survived.

So two guys walked into a bar. Ouch!

Is this thing on?

Posted: **February 24th, 2008, 1:05 pm**

Okay so two black guys walk into a bar.

And then two gay guys walk in.

And then the black guys kill the gay guys.

...

Uh... pickles?

Thank you, good night!

Posted: **February 24th, 2008, 2:01 pm**

Oh my.

The Joke Thread strikes again.

Posted: **February 25th, 2008, 3:01 am**

There are only two things I can't stand in this world:
1) People who are intollerant of other people's cultures
2) and the Dutch!

Posted: **February 25th, 2008, 5:27 am**

cfh wrote:Oh my.

The Joke Thread strikes again.

No. This one's 'Attack of the Jokes' The next one would be The Joke Thread Strikes Back.

Posted: **February 25th, 2008, 7:05 am**

And then of course there will be the crappy Joke Thread prequels.

Posted: **February 25th, 2008, 7:10 am**

But the Joke Thread games will still be pretty good.

(I think we should let this die now...)

Posted: **February 25th, 2008, 7:13 am**

The only good one is Lego Joke Thread.

Anyway Batman, The Easter Bunny, and a smart Blonde are all sitting on a bench and a $100 dollar bill flys by. Who grabs it?

Spoiler!

No one. None of them exist.

Lovin' these new spoiler tags.

Posted: **February 25th, 2008, 7:45 am**

cfh wrote:(I think we should let this die now...)

On the contrary, I think we should do CPR on it. :mrgreen:

EDIT: Wait! Wait! Wait! I got one that'll bring down the house!:

A man was praying to God and said "God? What's a million years to you?"
God: A million years to me is only a second.
Man: Hmmm

... What's a million dollars to you?
God: A million dollars to me is a penny.
Man: ...*Thinks for a minute*... God, can I have a penny? :mrgreen:

God: Sure!

... Just a second.

Posted: **February 26th, 2008, 7:08 am**

Nice.

A guy and his buddy are out hunting, and one accidentally shoots the other in the face. He calls 9-1-1 and tells them what happened. They say, "Calm down. Now the first thing you have to do is make sure he's dead." There's a long pause, and then a gunshot. The guys says, "OK, now what?"

Posted: **February 27th, 2008, 11:04 am**

Oh holy crap.

That is a brilliant example of miscommunication. Imagine how the officer would have felt...

Posted: **February 27th, 2008, 12:19 pm**

Hed've said: They don't pay me enough to do this. :roll:

Posted: **February 27th, 2008, 12:59 pm**

That's what she said!

Ha... get it? 'Cuz she's a prostitute?

Oh, nevermind.

Posted: **February 28th, 2008, 8:09 am**

No, he'd have said, "I'm getting too old for this crap".

Posted: **February 28th, 2008, 3:10 pm**

Something funny my friend said in his religion class at school a week ago:

Teacher: What did Jesus say when Judus kissed him on the cheek?
My Friend: "You suck!

"

Posted: **February 29th, 2008, 8:26 am**

Oh, I just remembered we can't swear on this forum. That's what's up with my previous post. Sorry. :oops:

Posted: **February 29th, 2008, 10:18 am**

Can't we swear in this board? It's "Anything Goes" and it says so in the description.

Posted: **February 29th, 2008, 10:54 am**

Yeah, you guys can swear in Anything Goes... no promises that it will look the way you intended, of course.

Posted: **March 1st, 2008, 7:10 am**

Ooooh, tricky.

Posted: **March 1st, 2008, 9:37 am**

I saw a show where a mad scientist said "I'm gonna put myself in this copy machine, and make copies of myself!... WHO'S CRAZY NOW!? :twisted:

"

Then the copies came out wrong, and he said "DARN IT!

It alway works perfect when people do it with their butts.

"

Posted: **March 1st, 2008, 11:57 am**

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He pushes the world down.

Posted: **March 1st, 2008, 12:42 pm**

No. No Chuck Norris jokes. They weren't even funny to begin with, and it doesn't help that everyone's already heard that one before.

Posted: **March 1st, 2008, 12:46 pm**

I haven't

.

Posted: **March 2nd, 2008, 9:27 am**

I apologise if my jokes are a tad out of date. At least I'm not doing Yo momma jokes, right?

Posted: **March 6th, 2008, 2:22 pm**

Tiptup Jr. wrote:Okay so two black guys walk into a bar.

And then two gay guys walk in.

And then the black guys kill the gay guys.

...

Haha My favorite.

I'm not racist by any stretch and I'm sure neither is tittup.

Posted: **March 7th, 2008, 8:56 am**

No, I'm not racist. I am a tad gaycist though, but I don't want to talk about that right now...

Posted: **March 8th, 2008, 5:37 am**

There is no need to ever bring that up again.

But what we do need to bring attention to is that Nick just called Tiptup Tittup. Very humorous indeed.

Posted: **March 8th, 2008, 5:45 am**

=O

My bad. Haha that is pretty funny. :oops:

Posted: **March 8th, 2008, 6:53 am**

Tittup... someone change his name to that now :lol:

Posted: **March 8th, 2008, 9:32 am**

cfh wrote:Tittup... someone change his name to that now

Ah, leave tittup alone.

Poor Titptup

Posted: **March 8th, 2008, 10:17 am**

Cmon guys

Posted: **March 8th, 2008, 10:25 am**

I... thought I disabled guest posting... :?:

Oh wait, I left it available for this Anything Goes board.

Joke's on me, now.

Posted: **March 8th, 2008, 10:30 am**

Cmon, guys.

I couldn't help it, :oops:

but once is enough for me.

It's just a joke, not a real insult.

I... thought I disabled guest posting...

Oh wait, I left it available for this Anything Goes board.

Joke's on me, now.

Can you delete my guest post, please? :oops:

Qyz says: Yup. However, now that 'invisible' t you put up there isn't quite invisible...

Posted: **March 8th, 2008, 2:14 pm**

It would be funnier if it was Tit tip. Alright, I guess that's far enough, though I wanted to make fun of other names, such as DongFu. Maybe later.

Posted: **March 8th, 2008, 2:18 pm**

Qyzbudweiser.

Still think that pronunciation sounds better.

Posted: **March 8th, 2008, 3:28 pm**

Qyzbud by name... Wiser by nature. :geek:

Posted: **March 8th, 2008, 3:29 pm**

Qyzbud wrote:Qyzbud by name... Wiser by nature.

That's the best joke I've heard in this thread.

Posted: **March 8th, 2008, 3:37 pm**

Qyzbud wrote:Qyzbud by name... Wiser by nature.

Get it?

QyzBudwieser

Posted: **March 8th, 2008, 3:41 pm**

Kong-Fu wrote:
Qyzbud wrote:Qyzbud by name... Wiser by nature.

You didn't get it?

QyzBudwieser

I think Qyz is smart enough to know what a Budwieser is... :roll:

Posted: **March 8th, 2008, 3:58 pm**

Heh, yeah I got it. I just beat it with a better one.

Posted: **March 9th, 2008, 8:05 am**

Someone on YouTube called me Tittup once. I had nightmares for a week. :cry:

Posted: **March 9th, 2008, 9:32 am**

sorry TTJ

Posted: **March 9th, 2008, 10:14 am**

There's no such thing as natural selection, only the animals Chuck Norris allows to exist.

Posted: **March 9th, 2008, 11:40 am**

...another one everyone's heard...

Posted: **March 10th, 2008, 7:29 am**

I used to have super-human powers

...

...but my psychiatrist took them away. :cry:

Posted: **April 23rd, 2008, 12:49 pm**

Hey, how come no one told any yo mama jokes yet?

Yo mama so fat she got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Posted: **April 24th, 2008, 6:42 am**

I will take your mother to a nice seafood dinner, and then never call her again!

Posted: **April 24th, 2008, 8:42 am**

Oh no, it is I who will be taking your mother to a nice seafood dinner! And I will call her again! BWA HA HA! :twisted:

...Too creepy?

Posted: **April 24th, 2008, 10:20 am**

No, perfect amount of creepy.

But your mom is too creepy! HA HA HA! :twisted:

Too mean?

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