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500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 27th, 2008, 8:57 amby gamer_boy997
Topic says almost all. Here are the rules:
1. You may only post 1 thing every post
2. You may only post 1 thing every 12 hours
3. It must be something impossible in real life
4. It must be in atleast one of the games in the DKC trilogy
I think you get the idea. I'll start out:
1. Barrels can't blast you somewhere.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 27th, 2008, 9:11 amby Raccoon Sam
Technically everything done in the DKC series is impossible in real life.
Like breathing underwater.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 27th, 2008, 9:56 amby BlueTronic
How about something a little more challenging... like
500 things in DKC that are possible in real life.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 27th, 2008, 10:14 amby The Guy
2. Oil Barrels don't shoot out animals
3. Animals in crates won't be controlled by you if jumped on.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 28th, 2008, 8:50 amby gamer_boy997
Kong-Fu wrote:How about something a little more challenging... like
500 things in DKC that are possible in real life.
That's probably impossible...
4. Bananas can't float in mid air.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 28th, 2008, 9:04 amby The Guy
5. Crocs can't jump.
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October 28th, 2008, 10:06 amby The Angry Sun
6. Gorillas don't have Banana Hoards.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 29th, 2008, 7:31 amby The Guy
7. You can't find several types of Barrels in a jungle.
EDIT: 'K
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 29th, 2008, 7:41 amby The Angry Sun
gamer_boy997 wrote:Topic says almost all. Here are the rules:
1. You may only post 1 thing every post
Um, The Guy...*points to 1.*
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 29th, 2008, 4:52 pmby Gnawzooka
gamer_boy997 wrote:Kong-Fu wrote:How about something a little more challenging... like
500 things in DKC that are possible in real life.
That's probably impossible...
I could probably do it, but it would have stupid and obvious thinks like how it's possible to move your left leg, and that butterflies can indeed fly.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 30th, 2008, 12:12 amby The Angry Sun
8. Seals can't cool down lava.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 30th, 2008, 1:36 amby gamer_boy997
9. Spiders aren't as big as Squitter or Arich.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 30th, 2008, 2:51 amby The Angry Sun
10. Crocs can't talk.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 30th, 2008, 4:28 amby edevore
hooks and objects can not hang in mid air.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 30th, 2008, 7:10 amby The Guy
11. Parrots don't shoot eggs from their mouthes.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 30th, 2008, 10:54 amby The Angry Sun
^ Should be 12.
13. Crows don't hit Parrots with Bats. (You'd have to see the Box Art to DKC2 to get this.)
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 30th, 2008, 11:44 amby PotoGamer
14. Baby gorillas aren't about the size of an elephant.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 30th, 2008, 2:38 pmby gamer_boy997
15. Minecart tracks can't float.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 30th, 2008, 5:31 pmby Gnawzooka
The Angry Sun wrote:13. Crows don't hit Parrots with Bats. (You'd have to see the Box Art to DKC2 to get this.)
I don't think Screech is a crow....
16. You can't hold your breath forever
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 30th, 2008, 11:07 pmby BlueTronic
17. Monkeys don't hump grey versions of themself.
18. You can't jump in Mine Carts
19. Monkeys don't have girlfriends
I could probably do it, but it would have stupid and obvious thinks like how it's possible to move your left leg, and that butterflies can indeed fly.
Not necessarily. For example,
Hot air balloons can fly higher if steam rises into them
You can ride mine carts down tracks
There really is a spiky clam-type fish that opens and closes to swim.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 31st, 2008, 12:22 amby The Angry Sun
Well actually...
Monkeys can have mates.
But their mates don't play Guitars.
20. Monkeys can't play Guitars.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 31st, 2008, 6:26 amby The Guy
21. Bees can't grow up to the size of a younng monkey.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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October 31st, 2008, 6:32 amby The Angry Sun
22. Crocs can't walk on two legs.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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November 5th, 2008, 10:58 amby The Guy
23. Monkeys don't live in houses.
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November 5th, 2008, 12:28 pmby Swing King
24. Krockodile Kings don't live in kastles.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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November 5th, 2008, 2:43 pmby The Angry Sun
25. Krockodile Kings aren't real...
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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November 5th, 2008, 5:24 pmby Gnawzooka
26. Krokodile doesn't even start with a k...
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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November 5th, 2008, 11:12 pmby The Angry Sun
27.A Rolling Monkey will not stop a Crocodile.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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November 6th, 2008, 6:57 amby The Guy
28. Crocodiles never wear pirate clothing.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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November 6th, 2008, 12:14 pmby Swing King
29. Nor do they use helicopter packs or wear labcaots.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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November 6th, 2008, 1:49 pmby BlueTronic
You counted 28 twice.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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November 7th, 2008, 7:28 amby The Guy
30. Monkeys don't venture through many places, uncluding pirate ships, pipes, and factories.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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November 7th, 2008, 7:58 amby gamer_boy997
31. Animals don't wear clothes.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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November 7th, 2008, 5:32 pmby Gnawzooka
32. Pearls are not bullets.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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November 8th, 2008, 7:01 amby The Guy
(Finishing Gnawzooka's comment.) ...or be shoot from clams.
33. Monkeys don't play video games, mainly ones staring themselves.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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November 17th, 2008, 9:04 amby gamer_boy997
34. If you get hurt under water, you don't suddenly drop down to the ocean floor.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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November 17th, 2008, 9:28 amby The Guy
35. Crocks don't make factories.
Mankind did it!
*Runs*
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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December 2nd, 2008, 11:08 amby DK4Ever
36. Jumping into floating Barrels that have a countdown. With no strings attached. Cannot Happen.
And wait a minute gamer_boy, animals do wear clothes *looks at himself* and then there was the chimpanzee with a sweater, and those people that dress their dogs. Poor dogs
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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December 2nd, 2008, 11:16 amby Donkey King
37. You can't turn into an animal buddy.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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December 2nd, 2008, 12:01 pmby The Guy
38. Rocky monsters don't play "Red light, Green light"...
And they cease to exist...
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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December 2nd, 2008, 12:08 pmby Kiddy14
39.- You can't jump in mid-air when rolling off an edge.
40.- You can't float by spinning your ponytail.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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December 2nd, 2008, 12:18 pmby gamer_boy997
41. There is NO such thing as a giant beaver, bird, bee, etc.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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December 3rd, 2008, 8:30 pmby Rodent
42. Last time I jumped on a crocodile, it didn't go ORK.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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December 4th, 2008, 6:51 amby The Guy
43. Baby vultures and giant ones don't spit coconuts, while normal adult vultures don't throw them.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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December 4th, 2008, 7:49 amby Donkey King
44. Mine Carts can't go up without pushing it.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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December 4th, 2008, 4:07 pmby kchrules
45. Monkey's don't pull out boom boxes and start rapping after they've gone through some area.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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December 4th, 2008, 4:12 pmby Rodent
46. Typically, monkeys can't satisfy a colour changing fish by feeding it fish instead of the fish just eating the monkeys.
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December 5th, 2008, 2:52 amby The Guy
47. Snowmen don't have hats as cannons.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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December 5th, 2008, 7:56 amby Donkey King
48. A saw can't cut up trees vertically.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
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December 5th, 2008, 11:49 amby gamer_boy997
49. Green bananas don't suddenly vanish and appear.