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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 30th, 2023, 7:34 am

He was even crankier.

Should I write a mock boss battle?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 30th, 2023, 3:19 pm

if k.rool shows up.

What happens if parry flies parallel to a kremling? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 1st, 2023, 5:32 am

They will never get him.

Would Tiny and Krystal have much in common besides changing size?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 1st, 2023, 5:47 am

Yes. They have a similar explorative behavior, and they are of similar temperament. If I’m not mistaken.

Should we make lyrics for other kongs after we finish her real DK rap? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 2nd, 2023, 11:43 am

I thought we already were.

Is my cousin secretly Dixie?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 2nd, 2023, 2:01 pm

I thought you had never been to DK Island before Captain Qyzbud's ship the Atlas went there! So, no, I'm surprised.

Am I writing to a kong? If so, consider me startled. My question is, how are the kongs today? Behavior wise? As in, is Cranky still Cranky? Or like is Funky still surfing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 2nd, 2023, 3:29 pm

I'm no Kong, but some of them are up to some silly shenanigans.

When are there too many bananas?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 2nd, 2023, 5:43 pm

When the game begins to lag.

I had a good question, but I just forgot it. Let me think for a moment. I can't figure it out. Here's my new question, when listening to the dinosaur planet soundtrack, do you think that it seems like native america/native americans combined with lord of the rings? Some of the music would fit there. Mainly the Guardclaw Theme. :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 3rd, 2023, 11:41 am

From what I remember, it could be possible.

Would the sweet flowers fit in Dinosaur Planet?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 3rd, 2023, 12:54 pm

Yes. But they wouldn't last long because of the hungry dinosaurs.

what was this :dixiehappy: used for in dkc2? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 4th, 2023, 1:22 pm

It was when Dixie cleared a boss.

When will the time be right to move on?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 4th, 2023, 3:50 pm

when we lose nostalgia. and when the kongs become so contorted we hate them. but will we ever lose the love for them?

Should my game be 104%? or something else? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 5th, 2023, 11:39 am

Use calculations for what is important.

Should I end my story or write more silly situations instead?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 5th, 2023, 5:34 pm

if you have more ideas, then you know the drill!

should swanky and conker host a kremling game show? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 6th, 2023, 11:37 am

It would make much money.

What would a boss fight against the Banana Fairy Queen as Tiny look like?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 6th, 2023, 11:51 am

Low camera angles.

Why was Mario at DK's treehouse. (I have an idea for a story in mind, what actually happened?)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 6th, 2023, 12:02 pm

He was checking in on the ape.

Could Pomely defeat Tuki with her shy sisterliness?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 6th, 2023, 1:53 pm

they are evenly matched.

why do klaptraps eat cannonballs like apples? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 7th, 2023, 6:11 am

That's what they grew up with.

Is there some secret story about the DKC trilogy stages that I'm missing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 7th, 2023, 12:52 pm

if its the lost worlds, then perhaps.

Who is the hand that holds Kleever? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 7th, 2023, 1:43 pm

It's now Kerozene, the new DKC2 boss.

Is the old fox man from Dinosaur Planet the Red Wizard?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 8th, 2023, 6:15 am

He's an old legend that Cranky met once.

What if the forest foxes fell in love with Krystal?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 8th, 2023, 6:56 am

She would get a lot of cuddles.

What happens to Cranky’s telescope? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 9th, 2023, 11:42 am

Swanky steals it for another scheme.

How did DK defeat 100 Kremlings in a row?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 9th, 2023, 1:12 pm

The fancy rolling technique!

How did Krow disappear as a ghost? Is she still alive? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 10th, 2023, 11:13 am

Since she's not in the credits, maybe not.

Would Tiny and Tuki ever seriously fight?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 10th, 2023, 6:36 pm

Of course not!

Why would any of your characters ever fight each other? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 11th, 2023, 11:34 am

They wouldn't, but they would definitely pretend to.

Are Diddy and Dixie the same person from different dimensions?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 11th, 2023, 12:56 pm

No. But they share similar traits. (Dixie's sprite was based off of Diddy's)

Why is K.rool's favorite song the Diddy Drop Rap? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 12th, 2023, 11:35 am

He wrote it himself.

Why did our textbox when replying change color?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 13th, 2023, 7:28 am

I have no idea.

Is there a difference? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 13th, 2023, 12:46 pm

It stopped happening, so I don't know.

Why do people enjoy open-world games?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 13th, 2023, 2:34 pm

Because that’s what comes out these days. :rant:

Are Funky’s vehicles over powered? :diddywink:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 14th, 2023, 4:10 am

Nothing ever is.

What would happen if Dixie rode on Winky?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 14th, 2023, 8:01 am

This would happen.
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Why did Funky's book disappear while Kiddy was residing there in DKC3? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 14th, 2023, 11:54 am

Funky didn't want Kiddy to eat the pages.

Why is Chunky missing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 14th, 2023, 7:22 pm

Because of Nintendo and Retro decision to enforce the message that DK is the strongest by far of the bunch.

Why did Eddie let DK go back to his home? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 15th, 2023, 11:46 am

DK made a very good case to save the island.

Why do the Kongs battle each other?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 16th, 2023, 3:49 am

For show.

Is Swanky a stinky b swanky or c wonky?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 16th, 2023, 11:18 am

He's neither.

Why are the Animal Buddies friends with the Kongs?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 16th, 2023, 12:13 pm

Because the kongs are kind.

Are all snakes in DKC and lizards kremlings? Does that mean dinosaurs too? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 17th, 2023, 10:58 am

I think only some are.

Why do so many people create bad games?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 17th, 2023, 12:28 pm

Because everyone wants to make a lot of money off a game without putting that much work. Most people love video games, so they want to go into it, but they don’t necessarily have the skill. At least that’s my opinion. I could be wrong.

Is Expresso on caffeine during his levels? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 18th, 2023, 11:36 am

No, he's just that powerful.

Why does Diddy often return to the same cool cave?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 18th, 2023, 4:44 pm

To hunt for the monkeys disguised as kremlings.

What would happen if there was a DKC4 Entrance Randomizer? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 19th, 2023, 11:09 am

I wouldn't know where to begin.

Why did Dixie decide to let Tiny win?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 19th, 2023, 6:21 pm

Because it's the courteous thing to do as older sister.

Should James Taylor's "Our Town" be the atlas anthem? :diddywink:. I just remembered your comment on this, Sledge.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 20th, 2023, 11:44 am

No, but the DKC Atlas will always be ours.

Besides their names rhyming, would Funky and Chunky make a good team?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 20th, 2023, 12:10 pm

With coconut guns, definitely.

Is Krooks March the Kremlin National Anthem? :parry:
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